The former Defence Minister of South Africa, Novisiwe Mapisa-Nqakula was fired for contradicting the President of South Africa Cyril Ramaphosa.

According, to Advocate Dali Mpofu the former minister of defence forces has learnt a lesson she will never forget.

“Eish…My big sister Nosiviwe will learn the hard way that when The Holy Father says it was an insurrection then IT WAS AN INSURRECTION!!

It does not matter that the “insurrection” targeted such strategic installations as jelly & custard or baked beans & washing powder,” tweeted Dali Mpofu.

Outgoing Mapisa-Nqakula landed in hot water recently when she contradicted Ramaphosa in saying the violent unrest in Gauteng and KwaZulu-Natal was not an insurrection but a counter-revolution.

She later did an about-turn and concurred with the President. Her image was also tarnished by her trip to Zimbabwe last year when she gave ANC members a ‘lift.

Mapisa-Nqakula was replaced by the former Speaker of National Assembly Thandi Modise.